{"id":17033,"date":"2026-10-24T18:45:10","date_gmt":"2026-10-24T18:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/?p=17033"},"modified":"2026-10-24T18:45:11","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T18:45:11","slug":"man-tries-to-abandon-his-wifes-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/?p=17033","title":{"rendered":"Man Tries To Abandon His Wife\u2019s Cat."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>He wanted the cat gone\u2014but the cat had other plans. Every attempt to leave it behind ended with the same humiliating sight on his porch, until one furious drive left him facing a problem he never expected. And in these four jokes, from a stubborn doorstep to a hospital call and a midnight request, someone always gets the fina\u2026 Continues\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/teknolojibura.com\/man-tries-to-abandon-his-wifes-cat\/2\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With his wife at work, a man drove her cat away and abandoned it, only to find it home before him. After another failed attempt, he took a maze of turns and finally lost his own way. Calling his wife, he asked whether the cat was home. \u201cYes,\u201d she replied. \u201cI\u2019m lost. Put the cat on the phone.\u201d Elsewhere, a woman repeatedly slammed her door on two salesmen, but it kept bouncing open. One finally explained: \u201cMa\u2019am, you need to move your cat.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, Sam called his wife from the hospital, describing a terrible crash while driving to meet Mary. After hearing about his narrow escape and multiple injuries, she asked just one question: \u201cWho is Mary?\u201d On a sleeper train, a chilly man asked his bunkmate for another blanket. She suggested pretending they were married for the night. He eagerly agreed\u2014until she delivered her instruction: \u201cGet your own darn blanket!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He wanted the cat gone\u2014but the cat had other plans. Every attempt to leave it behind ended with the same humiliating sight on his porch, until one&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16262,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17034,"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17033\/revisions\/17034"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nykmedia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}